The Ridiculousness Known As EliteXC 
Bleacher Report | by Jake Dixon | Fri, Oct 3
Why didn’t Ken just hit Kimbo with a steel chair, bury Kimbo alive, and then tomorrow night, when Ken comes out to the cage and says he destroyed the "phenom" that is Kimbo Slice, the arena will go black and Kimbo will appear in the cage and the main event will be on.
