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9. New England Patriots (7-4). Christ, they're gonna end up winning the conference again, aren't they? It might be kind of fun, and certainly unprecedented, to see them playing the Giants in the Super Bowl again, except this time with the roles completely reversed. Whom would we know to root...
Panthers at Falcons: I watched Berman do the highlights last week. His nickname for Michael Turner? “Michael Turner Overdrive”. He even tossed in a few bars of “Takin’ Care Of Business” to drive the point home. First off, that isn’t just a dated joke. It’s fucking carbon dated. He must have unea...
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To be fair, it's not really Peyton's fault. The only thing more awkward than watching someone rock out at a concert is watching a guy's face while he masturbates to Internet porn — the spastic motions, the furrowed brow while trying to find the "perfect" piece, the constant mouse clicking,...
Our own Michael Tunison reported recently that he went to go watch the Steelers game at a local bar that had Sunday Ticket. Now, the Steelers game was on locally in the DC area. Any game that is broadcast locally gets blacked out on NFL Sunday Ticket. This makes sense, because the game feed is the...
Surprise Picks By Other People: You picked Joseph Addai first?! HOLY FUCK, THAT’S SOME CRAZY SHIT! Wearing A Jersey To Your Fantasy Draft: Do you ever see Bill Polian wearing a Colts jersey when his team drafts? No. You’re pretending to be a GM, not a player. Fucking dress like it.
There are three football games left in the NFL season, but this week, championship week, always feels like the last real week of the season. It's the last doubleheader. It's the last weekend of multiple games. And, since the NFL insists on having that tortuous, stupid fucking bye week in betw...
Everyone keeps forgetting this game had no playoff implications whatsoever, but oh well, Browns win! Joy! Joshua Cribbs took one to the house, Jamal Lewis rushed for 128 yards and Mr. Brady Quinn made his long-awaited NFL debut. All together now, "Let's Go Colts!" (What?) Browns 20, 49ers...
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