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Tuesday, Nov 25
Have Sex The Fundamentalist Way, Minus The Robes [Weekly Buzzsaw Countdown]
6. Pittsburgh Steelers (8-3). For the record, it's not too late to get your free Dr. Pepper for the release of "Chinese Democracy." And yes, I was reminded of that because I'm listening to "Better" right now. "I never would not thought I could / No matter what you'd pay me / replay the part / You stol...
Thursday, Nov 20
Jamboroo, Week 12. Featuring: Fire-Eating Strippers, Hidden Poop Éclairs, and Pornographic Liechtensteinian Christmas Carols [Jamboroo]
Packers at Saints Two Throwgasms One Throwgasm Bob Loblaw Jim Haslett Tom Cable Mike Singletary Marvin Lewis Rod Marinelli Herm Edwards Norv Turner Wade Phillips Romeo Crennel Andy Reid Gary Kubiak Jack Del Rio Dick Jauron Sunday Afternoon Movie Of The Week For Lions Fans
Monday, Nov 3
Bengals Jerk Line Gets Its Chain Yanked
As you may have heard, the NFL is out to hunt down and destroy boorish fan behavior at its solemn and dignified Sunday skull crushing meetings. Like several other teams, the Cincinnati Bengals have what is known as a "Jerk Line," a phone number that fans can call while in the stadium to report...
Thursday, Oct 30
HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8 [Jamboroo]
Honestly, how the fuck has Marvin Lewis not been fired yet? How is that possible? What does he need to do, bring out a fucking Weber Grill and cooler of beer on the sideline? Shouldn’t there be a mercy rule for coaches of some sort? Marvin Lewis shouldn’t be coaching. Marvin Lewis couldn’t run...
Monday, Oct 20
It's Obama And McCain ... AFTER DARK!
2. Pittsburgh Steelers (5-1). I know Dashiell already did something on this today — oh, and isn't Dashiell great? You have no idea how happy he is not to have to look at porn all day for his job — but seriously: I am dumbfounded that the referee tackle in the LSU-South Carolina game isn't the bigg...
Thursday, Oct 2
Your Week 5 Jamboroo, Featuring The Agony Of Last Minute Fantasy Switching And A New Way DirecTV Will F—k You In The Ass [Jamboroo]
Bengals at Cowboys Jim Haslett Tom Cable Marvin Lewis Rod Marinelli Mike Nolan Herm Edwards Romeo Crennel Gary Kubiak Brad Childress Jesus, how the fuck has Marvin Lewis not been fired yet? Matt Millen isn’t around anymore to overshadow your egregious fuckups, buddy!
Thursday, Sep 4
The Dickpire Strikes Back: The Return Of Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo [Jamboroo]
NOW ENTERING THE NFL SEASON. YOU QUEER. Welcome back to the NFL. This is your Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo. The Games Two Throwgasms One Throwgasm Sunday Afternoon Movie Of The Week For Dolphins Fans Enjoy the games, everyone. The NFL is finally fucking back.
Sunday, Dec 30
When The Saints Go Golfing
THREADJACK. The Houston Texans are no longer a losing football franchise. /THREADJACK. Andre Davis' two TD returns came on consecutive kickoffs, which made him the first player this season to accomplish the feat in the same game. Odds are he'll be the last, too. Texans 42, Jaguars 28
Thursday, Dec 20
Jamboroo, Week 16: CHRISTMASAROO! [Jamboroo]
Giants at Bills: Starring Tom Coughlin as the Heat Miser. Did you know the Snow Miser has the exact same hairstyle as Dick Versace? Browns at Bengals: An orgy of fantasy points awaits! Broncos at Chargers Packers at Bears One Throwgasm Sunday Afternoon Movie Of The Week For Ravens Fans